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code-red-arthur: festusthehappydragon: darkstoriesofthenorth: for-one-shining-moment: subliminal-mind-duck: John Green’s car breaks down The Fault in Our Cars John Green gets locked in a pub The Fault in Our Bars John Green writes a strongly…
bemusedlybespectacled: if you ever think mythology is boring or serious business or whatever shit just remember that cerberus, the hell-hound and guard dog of the underworld, comes from the root indo-european word ḱerberos, which evolved into the greek word kerberos, which got changed to cerberus when it went from greek to latin ḱerberos means “spotted” that’s right hades, lord of the dead,...
If you don't think history is amusing, you clearly...
pure-blood-idjit-of-gallifrey: castiel-is-a-assbutt: Zis if from mein spring collection
Hannah: I don't get who Sabretooth is.
Me: Well like...he's kind of got the same powers as Wolverine, but he's a huge asshole.
Hannah: So he's basically the same person.
t0hruhonda: Kanye West ft Jay Z & Frank...
nicevagina: your thighs won’t touch if you have my head between them
jenniferlawrences: let’s not even pretend there’s something worse than your mom passing you the phone for you to wish happy birthday to a relative