Hey quick question do people actually wear jeans indoors at home? Like, as a casual thing to wear? As in you don’t plan on going out or anything you just put jeans on.
i jsut realized that i just stop paying attention to what someones saying to me in the middle of their sentence without realizing it like i get distracted and look away and then realize like 3 minutes later that i accidentally ignored them and left the conversation and probavly looked like an asshole..
when you’re a kid and you’re feeling weird and detached and you fall asleep in the late afternoon with school clothes still on and you wake up and its dark and dinner is almost done and time feels like a thick jelly
-american, can tell the difference between australian and new zealand accents
-pretty good at frisbee
-still retains extensive knowledge of naruto trivia
-can make the skin under my jaw bulge out, a bit like a frog’s
-can recognize the sound of mumford & sons from a great distance
-good at moving my eyebrows independent of each other
-good at staying hydrated
Our Australian branch of The Ninja Frog Ultimate Frisbee Olympics is hiring due to their previous highly-emotive mascot getting hospitalized of heat stroke. Extensive knowledge of Mumford & Sons happens to be required due to the team’s affiliation with anything banjo-related since Kermit the Frog’s endorsement.
