Hi there! my name's Dave. I'm 19 from Santa Clarita, CA. I graduated high school in 2012. Feel free to ask me stuff.

25th July 2014

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sschol:

this is from spy kids

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24th July 2014

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fuckyeahtattoos:

So here is my Bill Murray in all his regal glory.  Second session, one more to go!(: Steve Payne painted the original portrait and Tim Phelps stabbed his version into my skin.  Bowling Green, Ky at Age of Reason Tattoo.  

fuckyeahtattoos:

So here is my Bill Murray in all his regal glory.  Second session, one more to go!(: Steve Payne painted the original portrait and Tim Phelps stabbed his version into my skin.  Bowling Green, Ky at Age of Reason Tattoo.  

Tagged: good tattoos

24th July 2014

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pestered:

please dont be ashamed of stretch marks it is proof you are growing it doesnt mean you are fat it means youre growing into a pretty flower you are special and cute 

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24th July 2014

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thedailytwerk:

3005 - Childish Gambino

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24th July 2014

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weallheartonedirection:

"Firstly, I’m glad you survived. I don’t know how you can stand all that water. Secondly, come here. You washed off my scent."

weallheartonedirection:

"Firstly, I’m glad you survived. I don’t know how you can stand all that water. Secondly, come here. You washed off my scent."

Tagged: I want a cat

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24th July 2014

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beesmygod:

its so weird that one of the few things that completely and entirely unites an entire generation of jaded adults is an encyclopedic knowledge of spongebob quotes

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24th July 2014

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24th July 2014

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thefrogman:

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thefrogman:

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24th July 2014

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awwww-cute:

Golden/Husky hybrids: like someone crossbred a puppy with a gently toasted marshmallow

awwww-cute:

Golden/Husky hybrids: like someone crossbred a puppy with a gently toasted marshmallow

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24th July 2014

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Dildo Generator

Online 3D experiment by Ikaros Kappler which is described as a “Extrusion/Revolution Generator” ….

Created with three.js, you can alter the bezier curves and angle of the form, and is designed with 3D printing in mind (models can be exported and saved, as well as calculated weight in silicone).

Try it out for yourself (if you wish) here

the time is now

hell yeah

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ah yes, the ol rolling pin dilda

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it’s called the purple ramjet

which end do you start with? the answer is yours to decide

shove a vase up your ass

not even jesus could save yall motherfuckers’ souls

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i call it the matterhorn

cackling just continues to get louder as I scroll through

i think this is the first time an internet community has discovered something customizable and adamantly refused to make penises

Tagged: nsfwdildos

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24th July 2014

Photoset reblogged from Let's have a look... with 2,014 notes

Create.

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21st July 2014

Post reblogged from I show not your face but your heart's desire. with 152,725 notes

adamnsight:

Have you ever seen brown eyes in the sun? You don’t always notice it at first but you’ll see that ‘brown’ no longer describes them. They melt into golden rays, circling an eclipse. There’s nothing boring about brown eyes, not even when the later hours encroach; they just turn into a sunset of their own. 

Oh my god it’s fucking brown

Tagged: please think I'm funny

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21st July 2014

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humansofnewyork:

"What’s your largest remaining goal in life?""I’m just a tourist in this world. I’m not trying to affect anything."

humansofnewyork:

"What’s your largest remaining goal in life?"
"I’m just a tourist in this world. I’m not trying to affect anything."

20th July 2014

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suren seneviratne

suren seneviratne

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18th July 2014

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theglitterfaded:

Men are allowed to think body hair is unattractive

Women are allowed to think body hair is unattractive

Men and women are not allowed to tell other people how they should groom themselves just because of what they find personally attractive

Source: heavy-persuasion